Never Buy Music "Song-unheard": Hear it Here First
(My CD includes nine original songs. Here's a sample of what you'll be a-gettin'.)

There's A Homo In The Bunkhouse

This touching tune is made all the more relevant by the recent award-winning film "Brokeback Mountain".

She Farts Whenever She Comes

A lady of class / A beautiful lass / But in momemts of passion / The gas from her ass!

Ridin' Them Horses Is Killin' My Nuts

Another fine song in the "Western" motif. Why did John Wayne walk that way?

Foldout Teenage Queen of Puberty

A touching and somewhat melencholy remembrance of budding sexual awareness.